Visas will be canceled for people who sing "Frijolero" at full volume.

Tubérculo Crossing - The gringo State Department will begin canceling visas for anyone who plays the song "Frijolero" at full volume.

As part of its policy to prevent "online exacerbations" against their country, U.S. immigration authorities will cancel visas and temporary residency permits for people who go through life singing that Molotov gem with too much enthusiasm.

We pay you with oil And interest on our debt In the meantime we don't know

Who gets the fair? #frijolero #molotov pic.twitter.com/bUVkHNiCzX

— Samantharocks (@sammyrockss) May 19, 2025

Visas will be cancelled immediately.

" I mean, they can call us 'gringos,' they can make fun of our food, of what happens in our high schools, but that little thing is offensive," explained Cristopher Landau, Undersecretary of State, after reviewing some Twitter profiles without context.

The announcement comes after a group of locals were caught singing the Molotov classic with such passion that they triggered an alert at the Laredo border crossing. “We thought it was an organized protest… or an invasion,” a border agent commented, trying to translate, “Don’t call me a frijolero, you damn gringo brat.”*

I saw gringo reactions to the song “Frijolero” by @MolotovBanda .

Everyone starts dancing, but @ameri_naco starts singing and then: 😱What? pic.twitter.com/DWU4lODo2Z

— vampipe ⍨ (@vampipe) July 29, 2024

The new visa granting (and cancellation) specifications include reviewing the playlist at the time of the appointment and/or border crossing, asking pop-up questions like "What do you think of country music?", or playing the song in the background to see if the applicant starts humming it.

In an attempt to ease the situation, the embassy announced that singing "Frijolero" will be allowed, but only in an acoustic version, without profanity, and while waving an NBA team's pennant.

And because smiling is the most important thing in life: an influencer claimed that in her other life she was Cleopatra, and it seems like everyone is reincarnated these days.

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